"Resting on the truth of contradictions and exceptions".

Stolen from his cradle in the Royal Palace by a band of gypsies, who swung down from the balcony and made off with him, Philip has dedicated his life to saving the arts by royal decree.

He still recalls the court jesters and the storytellers who babysat him, regaling him with jokes, tricks and tall tales of derring do. He continues the storytelling tradition of those of noble blood through his work with luminaries of the world of art, fashion and media. Giorgio Armani, the Michael Clarke dance company, Slane & Slane, Ralph Lauren, Logitech, the Ladders, PJHarvey are among those who have already given their aide in reuniting Philip with his royal heirs. By collaborating with such luminaries, Philip has managed to spread the word of his disinheritance on theatre stages around the world, on the internet, in television commercials, print advertisements, record covers, in in-store and meeting presentations, on DVD and finally, by the ubiquitous biography.

If you think that you can assist Philip in his search for his parents and his claim to the throne, then it would benefit you and he to use his talents wisely and often.

This will surely be successful.

10.15.07. My new resumée will be available SOON